Hispter umbrella

From googling and tumbr-ling hipsters all I saw were super feminine guys who has chucked on a beanie and a pair of glasses and taken a selfie. I think it would be hilarious for the hipster person to be doing exactly that, while they're waiting in traffic or whatever they should be posing for a selfie, and looking like a tortured soul.
Here's some examples

I don't fully know what their umbrellas would look like yet but probably something tartan or knitted, really simple design though